James Michael Meder is an American former professional football defensive tackle. He played college football at Ashland University. He has been nicknamed \"the Pierogi Prince of Parma.\"
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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