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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}

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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}

{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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